Heavy Metal Show Rule #1: Never laugh or comment directly to the band about what they're wearing. Lesson one was learned the hard way.
— Marksist
May 16th, 2008
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Heavy Metal Show Rule #1: Never laugh or comment directly to the band about what they're wearing. Lesson one was learned the hard way.
8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe.Link May 10th, 2008 / 0 Comments / Trackback